How do clams talk to snails?

On their SHELL PHONES! PBJ!

Courtesy of my four year old.

LOL< My five year old told me the same joke but instead of a clam it was a turtle!! >LOL<

lol thats awesome

very low roaming charges.

yeah, but some of them are ventriloquists. and can talk without moving their lips.

if their phone breaks they have to get it disMANTLED

HA.

Read My Lips!