Laws of nature and other natural laws

[b][size=12pt][color=green]Craig’s Law

Craig’s Law states if water is involved it will do at least one of the following:
[b][color=limegreen]Get the floor and or carpet wet
Short out the nearest electrical device
Destroy the first floor and basement
Cause the replacement of a perfectly good water heater
Ruin a vacation
Piss off the wife

[size=12pt]And of course not necessarily in this order

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CD0 syndrome - pronounced Cdangel0 Syndrome The constant urge to get the floor wet either by design or accident. If you search the forum look for titles like flood, bad week, went on vacation or Cdangel0. These are always fun to read

 And what sparked this?? Did we have a little spill  [img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/raptor71/ICONS/smiley_electrocute.gif[/img]

it’ll also get in yr mouth when sucking a hose.

Al’s Disease -
The uncontrollable urge to post completely pointless links to every thread just to show others that you figured out how to bookmark pages someone else has read to you. Other ramifications include forgetting your child’s name and thus always referrring to him as “little man”.