Neomarine salt/ OH GOD MY EYE!!

Now why the heck would anyone wunt to do that?

+2 to Billrob,2+2 in the eyes is the worst,metal filings and the best welding flash.
Been there and done them all really drops you to your knees
Mike

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[quote=“Nemmy, post:18, topic:2335”]
I got E-Z cheese in my eye when i was a kid :-P[/quote]

I must have eaten 50 cans of that through my college years. Love that stuff![/quote]

Oh god yes, especially the kind with the bacon flavor! UMMM Bacon!![/quote]

Wait wait wait…they have that stuff with Bacon flavor???

pb blaster in the eyes makes 2+2 or break clean feel like eye drops

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Wait wait wait…they have that stuff with Bacon flavor???[/quote]

Yupp bacon and cheese! Looks like you news to make a run to Acme or the nearest supermarket!

You’re all wuss’ - I got ya all beat…

Vasectomy

Novocaine didn’t work

Eyes have been crossed for 3 years now

Ears still haven’t stopped ringing

The mere site of a bikini on the beach brings me to my knees in agony

I’d gladly super-glue my eyelids shut then go through the “clamping” process again

BoNg

[quote=“Cdangel0, post:26, topic:2335”]
You’re all wuss’ - I got ya all beat…

Vasectomy

Novocaine didn’t work

Eyes have been crossed for 3 years now

Ears still haven’t stopped ringing

The mere site of a bikini on the beach brings me to my knees in agony

I’d gladly super-glue my eyelids shut then go through the “clamping” process again

BoNg[/quote]

Ouch been there done that but my Novocaine worked but still hurt.

Youch…neutered…

How about drinking used brake fluid…they should really make sure that stuff isn’t colored the same as beer…

really, was that bad, my sister wants her husband to go through with the chop (or so we call it)… i just couldn’t imagine ever voluntarily doing that…

first off ian dont drink the bong water. second wats a cobra with out venom. GolfC

while we are 1 upping here… lol… try industrial strength tar/asphalt remover in the eye!

oh… and getting married… that was the worst pain of all, glad i got rid of that load

[quote=“TimH07, post:32, topic:2335”]
while we are 1 upping here… lol… try industrial strength tar/asphalt remover in the eye!

oh… and getting married… that was the worst pain of all, glad i got rid of that load[/quote]

I guess it doesn’t remove eyes? You looked pretty normal last time I saw you…

LOL i guess not enough tar in a human eye?