OT - Elliptical For Sale

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I have an elliptical machine that I would like to get rid of. Most of you know me and it is no secret there is no way this thing has had any use. If it has 3 total hours I would be amazed.

Bought it just over a year ago, promptly threw it in storage for 11 months. Used it last week and decided I am quite content with being fat and happy. :BEER

Fitness Gear 830
Bought it new for $600.

Will sell for $300. Can deliver within reason.

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Quitter!

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what, you mean it turns you into an eliptical sorta shape. like an egg? if so, that means you always settle with your big end down… in front of the tube, watching the Iggles. Uhh, hows it work? Like that bowflex thingy? Sounds like wurk!!

A sphere is the most energy efficient form.

Like me!!

Pass the chips and dip, Please!!