Thought this was pretty good lol.
http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Alt/alt.religion.christian/2006-12/msg00344.html
the funniest thing in years. he probably won’t bring you anything!
great link lOl
Wow, With that many Reindeer, I hope he don’t forget to bring his pooper scooper!
But Santa had the magic dust.
A little for the reindeer a little for Santa Clause, a little more for Santa Clause…
TC: No, man. No, man, how’d he do all that other stuff, man? Like, how’d he make himself small, man. And, how’d he, like, how’d he get the reindeer off the ground, man?
CM: Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man.
TC: Some magic dust?
CM: Yeah, magic dust, y’know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more…
TC: And this would get the reindeer off, man?
CM: Aw, got 'em off, man? Are you kidding, man? They flew all da way around da world, man!
Oh Oh! May not matter now. The recession has hit the North Pole and Congress is having hearings on
a Bail out for Santa?
http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/9407/Santa_Claus_Bailout_Hearings/
I hope he gets it!
Senators families have gotten fat and happy off of our taxes. No way Santa would be denied having the resources he needs to bring them more crap they don’t need.