So you want to be a Marine Biologist!

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http://www.scq.ubc.ca/so-you-want-to-be-a-marine-biologist/

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Made me laugh…

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:-)lol Funny guy :-)lol

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I hate dolphins!

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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HAHAHAHA…

See, its so funny because it is so true.

For everyone who thinks Marine Biology would be working with dolphins -
Total number of jobs in the entire US training dolphins: 3
Total number of jobs open training dolphins each year: 0

People watch to much #$@&king flipper. That isnt Marine Biology. Marine Biology is sorting oysters for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, for 4 months straight. And let me tell you… nothing takes that smell out of your clothes/skin!

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Not entirely true. I hear the Dolphins are looking for a guy to paint the stripes on their training field! Or better still: To bet on them!