Weird Descriptions

DRC Archive General Saltwater Discussion
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I’ve seen some crazy descriptions on items, but this by far is the weirdest…

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/hsh/1018788623.html

80 gallon fish tank or aquarium - $100 (S. Philly)

I have the aquarium lid with the florescent light as well as the metal mesh id for critters.
I was keeping live chicken in it before I killed for dinner.
Since my snake died anyway… :frowning:
I must sell soon so first come first serve.

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OMG not sure if it is histerically funny or disturbing or both.

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Hey ya gotta eat and there ain’t exactly room for a chicken coop in South Philly.

If I got hungry and broke enough I can definitely name a tang and an angle fish that would be renamed “lunch meat”

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I doubt a tang and an Angel fish would be more then a small brunch… How would you fillet them?

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[quote=“a1amap, post:4, topic:1113”]
I doubt a tang and an Angel fish would be more then a small brunch… How would you fillet them?[/quote]

I didn’t say it’d be filling, but it’d be someting.

I’d usea high quality knife, putitng an initial inscision behind the gill then pulling back to the tail fin. Maybe use the fillet to wrap some dog or cat and make a full sushi style meal out of it.

:~S

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Dont forget to throw in some Nori sheets to complete the meal

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tempura batter them and deep fry them. makes em crunchy!

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every year i go to the Delaware Fair i want to bring one of the little chickens home…

maybe now i can set up a chick tank next to the DT…

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After it grows up and its not cute you could cook it for dinner

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thats what always happened to those chicken eggs we hatched in grade school. everybody took home their little chick after the science project was done. raised it a while in suburbia, then it ended up living with my grand dad in the country. funny , we always had chicken dinner next time we visited.