I’m A Pirate, Kaptken
Then he should sing the “FreeCreditReport.com” Song
I got him to dress like a cowboy for halloween.
[quote=“Starryn1ght420, post:2, topic:1368”]
I got him to dress like a cowboy for halloween.[/quote]
Not as sorry as we are now
I just threw up :~S
Not “in my mouth a little” type throw up…the “all over my shirt, the floor and the dog” type throw up.
that poor dog i hope he didnt see it too
…There is nothing for me to add to this thread…
[quote=“IanH, post:6, topic:1368”]
…There is nothing for me to add to this thread…[/quote]
I take that as a yes for coming to the meeting as a cowboy… lOl
Well I’ll let the poll results speak for themselves
If you do that would mean you are going to be a pirate
hay i wonder who voted no?
Since you want to be a pirate and sing the Free Credit Report.com song the least I could do was get you the lyrics
FreeCreditReport.com - Part 1They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Should’a gone to free credit report dot com [wee haw]
I could’a seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirtsFreeCreditReport.com - Part 2
Well, I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s
No we can’t get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.FreeCreditReport.com - Part 3
While I was shoppin’ for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack,
Cuz’ now I’m drivin’ off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly & rollin’ phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s gettin’ laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.FreeCreditReport.com - Part 4
When you’re a rock star,
You get to party hard.
Champagne and caviar,
Tricked out exotic cars.
That’s how I’d thought it’d be,
Except the party’s not for me,
Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID.
Free what,
Free credit report dot com.
That’s the site I’m gonna hit when I go home.
They know how credit works.
They send email alerts.
Now I’m findin’ out how bad reality hurt’s .FreeCreditReport.com - Part 5
Check it out gas prices going up sky high
Ditched my used sub-compact for a 2 wheel ride
Now I’m rolling eco-friendly, but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
RE to the PORT to the dot to the com
Come on everybody grab your bikes and sing along
[Its easy]
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
RE to the PORT to the dot to the com=== FreeCreditReport.com- Part 6 “Renaissance Fair” ===
I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I’d go
Thought I’d move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!
Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!
Never mind, they’ve been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
So if you’re not into fake sword fights,
Pointy slippers or green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows
Free Credit Report dot com, let’s go!
Also FYI Don’t use this as you can get a free credit report for truly free Annual Credit Report.com - Home Page
Al your not my friend any more…
Who changed it the last time?
Man your slow Al
I am not a mod no more… 
[quote=“IanH, post:16, topic:1368”]
I am not a mod no more… :([/quote]
Yeah you are - you just don’t have the ability to change polls anymore ;D
And a few other things are missing…took Al 5 times to figure it out!
I was trying to give you the gentile hint.
Mmmmm Hmmm [insert rolls eyes smiley here]